Since brevity is the soul of wit, I shall be brief.
I broke the big toe on my left foot in a fit of dexterity that I have dubbed the "Leah". I stepped on a toy with the arch of my right foot and trying to catch my balance... somehow the big toe of my left foot curled under my foot just as I put all of my dainty 220 lbs. of weight down on it and "KEE-RACK!"
Oh Joey I'm so sorry that sounds really painful. But I'm so flattered that you named an injury after me. lol
ReplyDeleteOuch. I have an ingrown toenail (no comparison) right now. When we first moved into our house, I stubbed my toe on something in my bedroom and it hurt for a couple of weeks. I was sure I broke it.
ReplyDeleteThe next time someone gets knocked off a deck and has to get stitches on the forehead, you can call that "The Joey".
ReplyDeleteI have an ingrown toenail as well...dang tights..they always give me ingrown toenails
ReplyDeleteI cut my finger recently slicing onions and I called it
ReplyDelete"the $@%#*&".
That bites Joe
ReplyDeleteyou can also call a slice to your wrist from pushing open a window,or a shin gouge from a cinder block wall,"pulling a joey"....get well
ReplyDeleteYou had to bring those up?! My tummy just did a flip.
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