I just want to let you all know...I was just looking at the mess I call my stomach a minute ago....and I thought "what a strange stretch mark" Only to discover no it was not a stretch mark...no not at all it was a streaked smear of chocolate down my stomach. Now we all know why I am so stretched out...I'm trying to absorb the chocolate through my pores now.
I hsve some chocolate stretch marks, too! yep that's all they are ...chocolate!
ReplyDeleteHey Lizzie, I'm pretty sure my stretch marks are worse because of all the chocolate I put into my mouth as well as all that I drop down my front.
ReplyDeleteI heard recently that what Cindy Crawford thought was a beauty mark all these years was really just a speck of chocolate.
ReplyDeleteOh, Andy!
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