Hood Rat Thousandaire The Movie

Coming Soon to a Theatre near you!

A new movie starring the famous actor Markie Warren Jr. in his most daring role yet. Please turn off all cell phones and return your seat to it's full upright postiton.

A tale (or tail) of a young man born into poverty who goes to a family party where he participates in a game show, of sorts (it was actually a cart wheel and head stand contest) where he takes top honors in the break dancing division. (He was the only entry in that category, but that is not important.) He then breaks out of the poverty he was destined to and buys a little house in the suburbs where he raises chickens and bunnies and dogs and collects rocks and rusty tin cans. (It sure sounds a lot like the same place he was born.) Oh, well. That is just the denoument. The End. That's all folks!